Day 08: Favorite Villain
Couldn’t decide between Hades, who’s a totaly BAMF of a villain, and Yzma, who is just hilarious. So you can have both- YEY. Hades is awesome, because he takes over the world with a really bad joke, and has this way of being terrifying in a really subtle fashion. He’s like a spider sneaking around your room being evil…As for Yzma, I think she is a work of genius (as is Emperor’s New Groove to be fair). She is so funny, SO FUNNY. I always find myself uncontrollably laughing, especially with her and Kronk together.
On par with the Lord of the Underworld? Well, I suppose that’s a compliment.
Yo Yzma, remember when you were turned into a cat against your will? Did you like being a cat? If not, then a certain young man needs your help. He was turned into one as well and he doesn't know what to do. His name is Victor Van Dort. ~k
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Are you under the impression that I’m a doctor? Do I look like I want to HELP PEOPLE!? *Waves a hand* I don’t know this Victor nor do I see how it is in my interest to help him.
Yzma
- 1 part Merlot
- 1 part lemon-lime soda
Combine in a champagne flute and enjoy!
There’s a drink named after me? Well then… NEW FAVOURITE DRINK! *THUNDERCLAP*
lama? my dear i always listen to animals. it is wise practice to learn from wise minds.
Did I say llama? I meant spoiled royal teenaged brat who smells like a llama.
Mer-Lin. and you have not introduced yourself madam.
Whatever.
I am YZMA! *Purple clouds erupt and thunderclaps* RIGHTFUL RULER OF THE INCA EMPIRE! *Pulls Merlin super close and whispers in his ear* Just don’t pay attention to what that stinky llama tells you.
